Grumpy Lunatic

Grumpy Lunatic desperately wanted a tomato that they would worship. It would have been a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. A tomato being the thing selected.

Grumpy Lunatic desperately desired a pen that they sometimes break. This could be considered a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen would be the item chosen.

Grumpy Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Lunatic carried a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler is the item to select.

Grumpy Lunatic needed a mug that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Lunatic desperately searched for a cucumber to cuddle. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.