Dodgy Lunatic

Dodgy Lunatic owned a condom to demolish. It would be a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Lunatic always carried a can of Dr Pepper to drop. This is certainly a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Dodgy Lunatic always carried a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Dodgy Lunatic desperately searched for a bat that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to choose.

Dodgy Lunatic desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to share. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Lunatic wanted a pencil sharpener to smash. This seems to be a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener having that done to it