My Bewildered Lunatic

My Bewildered Lunatic always carried a block of cheese that they would experiment on. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Lunatic had a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Lunatic desired a computer that they would play with. It should be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Lunatic searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Lunatic always carried a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Lunatic desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer having that done to it