Tired Lunatic

Tired Lunatic desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was amazing. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Tired Lunatic always carried a stretchman that they liked to throw. It was a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Lunatic searched for a big sponge to cuddle. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Tired Lunatic desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes play with. This seems a new thought, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Tired Lunatic searched for a can of Tango that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Tired Lunatic desperately desired a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.