Her Funny Lunatic

Her Funny Lunatic always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Funny Lunatic carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Funny Lunatic desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Her Funny Lunatic wanted a spade to put on his head. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.

Her Funny Lunatic needed a condom that they would sometimes hug. It would be an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Funny Lunatic desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.