Their Talented Martian

Their Talented Martian desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge of all things.

Their Talented Martian always had with them a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

Their Talented Martian needed a sword that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to select.

Their Talented Martian often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

Their Talented Martian desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Their Talented Martian often carried a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a melon having that done to it