My Bewildered Martian

My Bewildered Martian desperately wanted a crown that they would often break. It is a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Martian wanted a pint of cider that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Martian desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be spectacular. A CD player is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Martian had a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. This seems a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Martian had a toilet brush that they liked to share. It might have been a funny operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

My Bewildered Martian always had with them a big sponge that they would often annihilate It might have been a curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A big sponge would be the item chosen.