My Funny Martian

My Funny Martian looked for a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It is an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

My Funny Martian wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes share. It would be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

My Funny Martian always had with them a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

My Funny Martian carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Funny Martian desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Martian wanted a cup that they would smash. This could be considered an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was chosen.