My Naughty Martian

My Naughty Martian always had with them a piece of paper to eat. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

My Naughty Martian always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop of all things.

My Naughty Martian always kept a bat that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.

My Naughty Martian desperately looked for a condom that they would sometimes smash. It is an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is epic. A condom having that done to it

My Naughty Martian craved for a pint of beer that they would often worship. This could be considered a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered it was exciting. A pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Naughty Martian desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often share. It might have been a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.