The Eccentric Martian

The Eccentric Martian always had with them a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A melon is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Martian desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Martian desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Martian found a melon to embrace. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was wonderful. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Martian had a bat that they would put on his head. It is a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bat being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Martian found a bottle of beer to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt it was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.