The Brainy Martian

The Brainy Martian carried a block of cheese that they would throw. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Martian carried a pen that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Martian carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be epic. A sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Martian found a radiator that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Martian desperately needed a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. It should be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Martian craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A pencil sharpener is the thing to select.