A Foolish Martian

A Foolish Martian had a melon that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Martian desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Foolish Martian desperately craved for a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Martian desperately wanted a set of lego that they would demolish. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

A Foolish Martian found a set square that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Martian desperately desired a wig that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a wig being the chosen thing.