My Chinese Martian

My Chinese Martian wanted a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

My Chinese Martian always kept a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

My Chinese Martian desperately desired a helmet to cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a helmet being the item opted for.

My Chinese Martian carried a bat to break. It would be a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Martian wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a weird action, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey having that done to it

My Chinese Martian craved for a can of Tango to smash. It would have been an original operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.