His Boring Martian

His Boring Martian desperately looked for a bat to insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

His Boring Martian always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Boring Martian always kept a dildo that they liked to sleep with. It was an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Martian looked for a melon that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. A melon would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Martian wanted a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.

His Boring Martian looked for a big sponge that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was simply life. A big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.