Her Fucking Martian

Her Fucking Martian desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Her Fucking Martian wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Fucking Martian found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Her Fucking Martian desperately desired a little monkey that they would often hug. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A little monkey would be the item chosen.

Her Fucking Martian wanted a dildo to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking Martian carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.