Her Anxious Martian

Her Anxious Martian needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Her Anxious Martian often carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Anxious Martian looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Anxious Martian owned a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Martian desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Martian desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.