The Foolish Martian

The Foolish Martian always carried a condom that they would sleep with. It was a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Foolish Martian looked for a vibrator that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Martian desperately desired a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a crown was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Martian craved for a big sponge that they would often worship. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Martian often carried a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Martian always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A pint of beer is the item to choose.