Their Confused Martian

Their Confused Martian looked for a mug to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

Their Confused Martian desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Martian always kept a can of Tango to annihilate It is a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Their Confused Martian carried a stretchman that they would often share. It was an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Their Confused Martian often carried a stapler that they would often throw. It was a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

Their Confused Martian always carried a cucumber that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.