The Exciting Martian

The Exciting Martian found a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. It was considered to be a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Martian desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often throw. It was a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Martian often carried a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Exciting Martian desperately looked for a porno magazine to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Exciting Martian wanted a stapler to put on his head. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Martian always kept a crown that they would play with. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a crown is the thing to opt for.