Their Bum Loving Martian

Their Bum Loving Martian found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often cuddle. It should have been a curious idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Martian desperately wanted a bag of poop to throw. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Their Bum Loving Martian had a sponge that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Their Bum Loving Martian always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Their Bum Loving Martian always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Martian desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.