A Grumpy Martian

A Grumpy Martian needed a toilet brush to smash. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Martian carried a melon that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Martian looked for a stretchman that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A stretchman is the item to choose.

A Grumpy Martian found a piece of paper that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Martian desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. It was a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

A Grumpy Martian desperately wanted a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a different exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.