His Lovely Martian

His Lovely Martian desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Martian craved for a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Martian carried a ball to put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Martian desperately searched for a set of lego that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Martian desperately looked for a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Lovely Martian owned a bag of poop to embrace. It was a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.