A Talented Martian

A Talented Martian desperately wanted a condom that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

A Talented Martian desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Talented Martian desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

A Talented Martian had a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a computer is the item that was chosen.

A Talented Martian searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally play with. It would be a funny thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

A Talented Martian desired a cup to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.