His Weary Martian

His Weary Martian searched for a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

His Weary Martian desperately wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

His Weary Martian found a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Martian carried a dildo that they would often share. This could be considered a new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Martian craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

His Weary Martian desperately needed a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It should have been a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.