A Funny Martian

A Funny Martian desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

A Funny Martian wanted a rubber johnny that they would often smash. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be magnificent. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Martian desperately needed a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Martian found a little monkey that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is miraculous. A little monkey being the item opted for.

A Funny Martian desperately needed a bat to eat. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

A Funny Martian desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.