The Depressed Martian

The Depressed Martian owned a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Martian often carried a set square that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Martian needed a cup that they would occasionally embrace. It would be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Martian desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Depressed Martian always carried a stapler that they would annihilate It was an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Depressed Martian desperately searched for a condom that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.