A Hungry Martian

A Hungry Martian desperately needed a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen item.

A Hungry Martian often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is wonderful. A bottle of beer having that done to it

A Hungry Martian desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Hungry Martian found a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Martian desired a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. This seems an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Hungry Martian wanted a sword that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.