The Brainy Martian

The Brainy Martian found a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Martian searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Martian desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Brainy Martian desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Martian looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes break. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Martian needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.