Their Boring Martian

Their Boring Martian desired a bottle of coke that they would often break. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Martian often carried a cheese grater that they would drop. It would be an astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Martian looked for a sword that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Martian desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Their Boring Martian owned a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

Their Boring Martian desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. This seems to be an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.