Her Foolish Martian

Her Foolish Martian desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Her Foolish Martian desperately searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Her Foolish Martian carried a CD player to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A CD player is the thing to select.

Her Foolish Martian craved for a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It would have been a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the item opted for.

Her Foolish Martian had a rubber johnny that they would play with. It was a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Martian looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.