My Bum Loving Martian

My Bum Loving Martian often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. It should have been a new idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Bum Loving Martian carried a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Bum Loving Martian carried a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately wanted a set of lego to rub on his belly. This is certainly a new proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.