The Retarded Martian

The Retarded Martian desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

The Retarded Martian desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Retarded Martian found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Martian craved for a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Martian desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it was spectacular. A porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Martian had a spade that they would demolish. It is a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing opted for.