Her Unusual Martian

Her Unusual Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would hug. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Her Unusual Martian needed a wig that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a wig being the chosen item.

Her Unusual Martian desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Her Unusual Martian desperately desired a crown that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen thing.

Her Unusual Martian desperately searched for a pint of beer to worship. This could be considered a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Unusual Martian desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.