A Troubled Martian

A Troubled Martian looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Martian looked for a set square that they sometimes hug. It would have been a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a set square being the item selected.

A Troubled Martian always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Martian owned a dildo that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Martian wanted a custard pie that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

A Troubled Martian searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.