His Weary Martian

His Weary Martian had a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

His Weary Martian craved for a custard pie to annihilate This is certainly a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Weary Martian desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes drop. It is a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was epic. Honestly, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Martian desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally demolish. It is a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen item.

His Weary Martian always kept a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

His Weary Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.