The Eccentric Martian

The Eccentric Martian desperately looked for a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Martian carried a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a different activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Martian desperately desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Martian always kept a bat that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A bat being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Martian always carried a stretchman to worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Martian craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.