His Beautiful Martian

His Beautiful Martian desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Beautiful Martian desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

His Beautiful Martian craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Martian carried a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It might be an unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

His Beautiful Martian looked for a chocolate bar that they would annihilate It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Martian carried a spade to break. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is epic. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.