A Lovely Martian

A Lovely Martian desperately needed a pint of beer that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Martian desperately desired a mug that they would often hug. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Martian carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

A Lovely Martian desperately craved for a magic 8 ball to experiment on. It was a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lovely Martian desperately looked for a pint of beer to throw. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Martian wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.