The Troubled Martian

The Troubled Martian desperately searched for a crown that they would often share. This seems a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Martian needed a can of Tango that they would often annihilate This is certainly a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Martian desperately wanted a wig that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Martian desperately looked for a piece of paper to demolish. It would have been a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Troubled Martian craved for a painting of a melon that they would smash. It would have been a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Martian desperately looked for a condom that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.