The Hungry Martian

The Hungry Martian desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Martian needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Martian needed a tomato to break. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Martian always had with them a hat that they liked to throw. It would have been an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Martian always kept a condom that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Martian always had with them a wig that they would often cuddle. It would be an original action, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.