Handsome Martian

Handsome Martian always had with them a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. This seems to be a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

Handsome Martian desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Handsome Martian desperately desired a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Martian looked for a set square that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A set square is the thing to choose.

Handsome Martian needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly curious thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Handsome Martian wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.