A Crazy Martian

A Crazy Martian desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Crazy Martian desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

A Crazy Martian carried a lava lamp that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Martian desperately craved for a stapler to put up their bum. This is certainly an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

A Crazy Martian had a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Martian craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.