Her Curious Martian

Her Curious Martian desperately wanted a teapot to share. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A teapot was the item that was selected.

Her Curious Martian always carried a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Her Curious Martian desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Her Curious Martian desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Curious Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Her Curious Martian wanted a dildo to sleep with. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.