Her Tired Martian

Her Tired Martian always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

Her Tired Martian had a condom that they would often break. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt it was sublime. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Her Tired Martian desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Her Tired Martian looked for a mug that they would throw. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a mug having that done to it

Her Tired Martian owned a spade that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

Her Tired Martian found a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered it was simply life. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.