A Careful Martian

A Careful Martian needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

A Careful Martian often carried a radiator that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was epic. A radiator is the item to choose.

A Careful Martian desperately needed a melon that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

A Careful Martian desired a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Careful Martian owned a painting of a melon to smash. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

A Careful Martian always kept a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.