His Energetic Martian

His Energetic Martian desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a dildo being the thing opted for.

His Energetic Martian found a dildo that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

His Energetic Martian owned a wig that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

His Energetic Martian desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Energetic Martian found a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Energetic Martian desired a set square that they would often put up their bum. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square being the item selected.