A Foolish Martian

A Foolish Martian desired a stapler that they would hug. This could be considered a new proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a stapler having that done to it

A Foolish Martian needed a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Martian searched for a spade to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

A Foolish Martian always kept a melon that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Martian often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Foolish Martian owned a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.