His Bewildered Martian

His Bewildered Martian always kept a stretchman that they would often experiment on. It should be a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Bewildered Martian always had with them a computer that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Martian always carried a sponge that they would often hug. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Bewildered Martian desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Martian desperately needed a pint of cider to hug. It might have been an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Bewildered Martian owned a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.