Her Square Martian

Her Square Martian desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

Her Square Martian needed a sponge to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. A sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Square Martian desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Her Square Martian desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Square Martian carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Her Square Martian always kept a pint of cider to cuddle. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.