A Troubled Martian

A Troubled Martian desired a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Martian had a cup that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.

A Troubled Martian desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

A Troubled Martian craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. This seems an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

A Troubled Martian had a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Troubled Martian looked for a bottle of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.